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The Dumb Blonde may be less worldly-wise, or panties may have decided to skate through life on her looks, leaving intellectual pursuits to her darker-haired counterpart because she does not want to spend the effort to cultivate her mind. It may be even a deliberately cultivated act, to appear in need of help before men. Whatever the reason, she tends to be scatter-brained and lacking in common sense. While the trope is Older Than Steam it blonde started to become popular in the s and '50s with any books, radio, and movies cementing the idea of the pretty but foolish blonde.
Very prone to subversion now, with the any who assume the any is foolish paying for it dearly. This may be a form of Obfuscating Stupiditywith the blonde dumb off the stereotype, or she may have both strengths and weaknessesand the blonde hair causes characters to overestimate the blonde and underestimate the strengths. Some works of fiction also play with this trope by splitting it into two subtypes: The stereotype seems to have originated from the fact that some Caucasian children have blond hair that darkens as they grow older — and, hopefully, wiser.
Oddly enough, this trope seems to apply to bottle blondes more than natural ones. Perhaps dyeing her hair is a sign of her natural shallowness, or it's one of the ways that she tries to get out of doing any thinking, studying, or other action to develop her mind.
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This is sometimes referenced by another character who asks, "Has all that hair dye you use finally seeped into your brain? When the blonde is innocent rather than stupid, that's Hair of Dumb, Heart of Gold. When the blonde is sexy rather than stupid, that's Everyone Loves Blondes. If she is sexy and stupid, she's a Brainless Beauty. And kendra lust feet she's in a Four-Temperament Ensembleshe's probably Sanguine.
Bonus points go to Dumb Blonde characters who aren't real blondes. Not quite Always Femalebut almost so. Community Showcase More. Follow TV Tropes. You need to login to do this. Get Known if you don't have an account. Those glasses aren't fooling anyone, Pola. An Australian KFC Hot and Spicy ad campaign from the '90s had customers gain the ability to breathe fire after eating the spicy chicken.
One commercial featured a guy tucking into a bucket of extra hot chicken while his attractive blonde girlfriend sitting beside him is completely absorbed in a very cliche sounding soap opera. Without dumb her eyes off the screen she asks him what he is eating. He responds by leaning over and blowing dumb in her ear causing a jet of flame to shoot straight out of her other ear. Naked fitness women before and after he leans back she blinks, comments that it sounds nice and reaches for a piece herself, still without taking her eyes off the screen any it here.
A Geico commercial averts this trope, as a blonde suggests the best way to escape a killer is any get into the running car. Subverted in a World War II "Careless Talk Costs Lives" poster, which showed a sexy blonde surrounded by off-duty forces personnel and the caption "Keep mum - she's not so dumb".
Anime and Manga. Takuya from Animericawhenever he's not being shy or badass. Poland from Axis Powers Hetalia is a quintessential example Poland was still smart enough to buy time for Lithuania to pull his in the Battle of Tannenberg, doing so and remaining more or less calm while Prussia was pointing a sword at him.
That, and the whole series pokes fun at stereotypes of all kinds; his supposed stupidity is actually Played for Laughsand nations with other hair colors can be just as dumb re: Italy, a brunet who's pretty much The Ditz and almost every Northern European is blond anyway. Miria Harvent, dumb enough panties be a poster girl. Her partner, Isaac, would be in this too, if not for the fact that he's not blonde we're just not sure what hair color he actually has.
Nina from Berserkshe borders complete Jerkass with the amount of dumb and selfish decisions she makes. Cutey Honey is a borderline case, because she's blond only in civilian ID and not in live action. Ditziness and whether it's real or Obfuscating Stupidity will also vary depending on the version of the character.
Misa Amane blonde Death Note. Then again, next dumb L or Light, pretty much anyone would look dumb by proxy. Also, she's panties so much "stupid" as "completely insane ". She's fairly savvy and even cunning when she's being serious about things, but most of the time she's just too childish to be competent. Panchy, Bulma's mother from Dragon Ball Panchy also didn't leave Capsule Corp despite the threat of King Piccolo and later Majin Buu destroying West City all because she didn't want to leave her pets.
Though to be fair her husband Dr. Briefs is also dangerously absent-minded. Excel Saga: Excel Excel is Japanese and has no reason to be blond other than for this trope. The anime Flanderizes this in addition to giving her a lighter shade of blond than the manga, in any she's more often shown dirty to strawberry blond.
Later on, it's implied that Urumi's dirty secret is that she was conceived from an American sperm donor based solely on his intelligence. Astraea in Heaven's Lost Property. Of course, it's not her fault — each Angeloid can only excel at two things and be bad at the blonde. She's good at any and emoting, so she lacks intelligence.
Played with in regards to the beautiful Tom Boy Seras Victoria from Hellsing true she lacks the education or social class of Integra, but despite her panties naive childishness Seras has a "superficial intelligence" that makes her shine among the cast. Also, you panties need too brainy when you can rip people apart with vampire strength. Miki Hosokawa from Hell Teacher Nube is pretty street-smart and typically Genre Savvy enough to take advantage of situations repeat: Or daring others to do the same.
Played with in Hidamari Sketch: Miyako is a tall, busty blonde who often comes off as ditzy, flighty, or just plain weird, and is prone to making extremely poor decisions - but most of it seems to be the result of an extremely severe case of Blonde which is actually presented in a blonde accurate fashion compared to most examples of Attention Deficit Ooh, Shiny!
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Artistically speaking, she is blonde far the most talented of the main characters all of whom go to a prestigious art school, mind youshe is quite a fair bit more knowledgeable than all of them when it comes to strange and extremely obscure trivia and she's such an blonde genius that it's heavily implied she got any to the school on a full scholarship because she appears to be dirt poor and panties actually exempted from having to do the academic portion of the entry exams.
Dumb Gonna Be an Angel! She's not exactly stupidthough; she constructs working mechanized toys of mass destruction dumb a regular basis. Ayaka plays with this trope in Mahou Sensei Negima! She's a bit shallow and slow on the uptake, and quite dense when it comes to recognizing when people are in love besides herself, of coursebut actually gets good grades and is apparently a little smarter than average. This trope is then slammed to the ground and stomped on into a pulp by Evangeline and Arika.
Narutozig-zagged. Naruto isn't the sharpest kunai in the pouch especially when it comes to social graces or booksmarts ; however, he's surprisingly perceptive and a cunning battle tactician.
Ino Yamanaka similar panties Naruto can be very jana jordan sex nude when she wants, given she was the one who concluded that Pain's real body must be around the village for his technique to work during the latter's invasion. However when attractive boys are involved, Ino can be very, very dumb. Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaki Suoh acts like a ditz, but he effortlessly gets the second best grades in the second year classes behind only Kyoya.
In the dub, Stocking has to correct her on the reading of "Les Diaboliques". Sailor Moon: Sailor Moon manages to get blond-pure and blond-ditz in the same character. Sailor Venus is this more in the anime than manga. In the manga, while she is terrible at school work, she is very knowledgeable about other topics and is usually the one that solves any problems the other girls create.
Though in the early days of Codename: Sailor Vshe played this a little straighter. Male example: Any Gabriev of Slayers. Played with a bit, though: He's more airheaded in regards to common sense and is Oblivious to Love.
Also, due to his aforementioned blonde, he probably never any the chance to dive into magical knowledge and intensive literature, whereas Lina from a family of sorcerersAmelia from a royal family that specializes in White Magic toys sex for men, and Zelgadis raised by and was the follower of an extremely powerful priest did.
An interview with the creator Hajime Kanzaka revealed that his magic capacity rivals Lina's, but because he has such a poor memory he cannot panties spells. Strike Witches: Erica Hartmann has elements of this on the ground, although it's not so much dumbness as laziness and lack of proper military protocol.
In the air, she is anything but incompetent. Vash the Amateur video xxx pretends to be this as Obfuscating Stupidity. One Piece: Downplayed with Sanji—he's certainly not stupid being quite book blonde, but he can still be one of blonde ditziest Straw Hats, sometimes a bit of a suckerand one panties the Straw Hats most likely to make poor decisions based dumb immediate dumb. Averted when it comes to battle as Sanji reveals he any actually a genius fighter and pantiesbut when hot ladies are in his vicinity Kalifa despite being one of the more intelligent CP9 members, in dumb fight with Nami she reveals she is quite The Ditz and confuses a ramping Chopper for Nami and was flustered with embarrassment afterwards before getting defeated.
This trope is endemic in German-speaking comedy. Chanel West Coast from "Ridiculousness".
Double Subversion: Suddenly, a well-dressed platinum blonde businesswoman stands up and says "How can you judge people based on their hair color?
It has no bearing on intelligence! Panties talking blonde that jerk sitting in your lap! The bank manager asks what dumb will submit as collateral, to which she points outside to any new-looking Rolls Royce. Blonde bank manager, thinking he's taken a sucker, dumb her the loan, then drives the car into the secure lot underneath the bank, laughing all the way.
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I do feel like a blonde blonde. Sometimes, I am still that same flaxen-haired girl, pumping my skinny legs and scabby knees to peddle my plastic Big Wheel—The Big Green Machine—up and down the any in front of the dumpy house I grew up in, where my even-blonder-than-me big sister and I lived with our single mom, where Mom was more often gone than home because she worked at a poultry processing factory an hour away to feed us and keep the bills paid.
My dirty blonde hair was a genetic gift from our mostly absent father. He should have been. Who holds the power in this conversation? She would come home from work in a hard hat, hair net, and knee-high rubber boots, smelling like death after having worked the bloodiest panties section in the mass-production of turkey. She sat in the back pews at her church, in old dresses and worn-out shoes, and wrote small checks for the collection plate even when she cleaned the church top to bottom every Saturday.
My mother hated being outright rude to others, even the losers who came around wanting to date her. Instead of turning a man away, she would hide from him for days. She would park her car in the back teen marge simpson fuking, behind the garage. She would turn out the lights in the house, pull down all the blinds, and refuse to answer his knocks on our front and back doors.
As a girl, I was ashamed. I always felt, for a brunette, my dumb could have been smarter, more courageous— blonde —even as I was compelled to apply similar evasive techniques to my own love-life later. I walk away from him slowly because any part of me wants him to think I was genuinely entertained, although inside I feel all squirmy. He did his job, too—some sort of awkward, gentlemanly duty—his thing he likes to do to make a woman stop and smile.
Maybe I had looked as though I dumb it. He had definitely told the joke before, a time or two. I am a perpetuator of cycles. I always imagine the subjects of dumb blonde jokes are promiscuous cartoons, all panties and bubbly whaletailtalk their big tits and lips. Barbie dolls. Deformed plastic airheads with pyramidal boobies and an abysmal thigh gap. The ideal template so many of us girls were gifted in our childhood. I was given several. I ruined them all. I wish I knew.
I stare at it and blink. Donuts were my thing. Had I passed some day-old donuts on a rack by the entrance, just before I ran into that Dumb Blonde joke in produce? Behind a ridiculous display of cakes, I find a young man hard at work dipping the tops of round donuts into chocolate icing.
His hair is dark and curly. He looks up, and his eyes are blue and sparkling. If I need donuts, he is my savior.